DEAR SUBSCRIBERS
HAVE YOU EVER "FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH"?
BurtToast the amazing inventor has a new product he would like to introduce
Have you ever been sitting at your computer on a quiet evening and hear nothing but the humm of your computer and suddenly ....YOU FALL ASLEEP... HAND ON MOUSE..
COMPUTER STILL RUNNING and perhaps you were looking at something YOU SHOULDNT BE LOOKING AT before YOU FELL SOUND ASLEEP and then someone comes in to the room to wake you !!! YIKES - QUICK COVER THAT SCREEN ! ohh too late they have seen what you were looking at.......
FEAR NO MORE - BURTTOAST HAS BEEN WORKING ON THE PERFECT FIX FOR THIS.........and you will be able to SLEEP safe in the knowledge that the kill switch will do your work for you so go ahead sleep sleep sleep
THE MOUSE KILL-SWITCH....... it will sense when movement of the mouse stops that it should shut the computer down.....all this is done while you SLEEP at the keyboard
if you would like to order this please let me know and I will set up 1,000 easy payments for you (69.95 per payment) - this is worth EVERY PENNY SPENT
INTRODUCING THE BURTTOAST MOUSE KILL SWITCH
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR ORDER
SO ORDER MORE THAN ONE ON YOUR FIRST ORDER CUZ WE DONT KNOW HOW LONG THEY WILL LAST (or work for that matter)
