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BLACKOUT 2003

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WHAT HAPPENED?
WHO IS TO BLAME?
ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS
HERE.....RESEARCHED BY BURT TOAST
MASTER SLEUTH for ALL COMPANIES
 
Cleveland. What began as a handful of commonplace, summertime "trips" brief transmission line shutdowns, usually due to ebbing voltage caused by anything from a bird hitting the lines to a power overload set off the biggest outage in U.S. history. Fifty million people lost power in eight states and parts of Canada.
 
WE HAVE NARROWED THE CAUSE DOWN TO A
PERSON NAMED MR. JOE DOZER
 
Mr. Dozer  was at his station at 4pm, had just got to work
he made a phone call at 4:01.01 to a number, which we found out was a 900 phone porn line and Mr. Dozer got carried away.
When questioned about this phone call Mr. Dozer said.."hey all I wanted was a little fun while I was at work, after all there was nothing goin' on, but of course I had my back turned to the Monitors I was supposed to be watching"
 
Mr. Dozer also said, " hey can't anyone have a little fun anymore" ?   "I got tired of searching the porn sites on the computer and thats why I went for the telephone, and this chick I was talking to said she was HOT TO TROT so I lost my COOL and, well you know what a hot blooded Electric company employee is like...."
 
 A company spokesperson said, "Mr. Dozer apologized, and we accepted his
apology and told him to go home and rest for the evening because we know he had a rough day", "after all, boys will be boys".
 
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF MR. DOZER 
Photo taken at 4:12.03 Thursday Aug. 14th 2003
 
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" I WAS EXHAUSTED.....SHE WORE ME OUT"
 
 

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